Month: September 2019

Today, I am purple
Productivity, the color blue
My pumping blood, red

Today, I am helping poeple
Helping people with you
Culling my sense of dread

Today, I am broken

I am a killer
Afraid, you should not be
For I am a killer
Of my favorite stationery

There’s nothing more satisfying
Then killing a pen
There’s nothing more gratifying
Of

My morning is chaos
Can’t you see?
Sometimes I shower
Or stare at a tree

I’ll snooze my alarm
Most of the time
It’s always self-harm
Sleeping on my life’s dime

I’m

Hello Canada
My new home
You’re so very familiar
A new place to roam

Hello Canada
As some would say, “America’s hat”
You could easily be a few more states
Did

I once had a cat
Not a dog, not a puffin
I once had a cat
Her name, Little Miss Pickle Muffin

She was a goodest girl
She was

What device shall we blame today?
For our own bad habits and sinful way?
Which technology are we to blame?
For our addiction and our shame?

How about

All hail, flatulator of the year!
A man so flatulant
He can fart you to tears!

All hail, the man with gas!
We love his smell
Though some would

Behold, the ancient one, Xorbidu!
He gobbles up worlds, yes, it’s true
He eats carrots, he will eat a bunny
He eats parrots, and guys that think

I like to stay up late
Why, yes, I do
Skip out on a date
That I was going to

I like to stay up late
And work all

“What a stupid question”
The hurting man said
Little did he know
It was a brilliant question instead

There is no folly in the quest to know
With every