A Joke Too [Emo] To Be Funny #46
July 5, 2023
A group of Emo kids grew up to become doctors who eventually started to experience a mid-life crisis. Together, they started a band called
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A group of Emo kids grew up to become doctors who eventually started to experience a mid-life crisis. Together, they started a band called
Being disorganized saves you time when it may not matter, but loses you time when it matters most.
I swear I’m not trans-phobic, but I keep bumping flat into parents that are transgender. Almost knock them right over. It’s like they’re trans-parent
What are the odds you’ll find a one in one-hundred? 100%
How do you know when two and three don’t follow Fibonacci? When two and three is “four” five.
Why is three jealous of two? Because two “one” over zero.
In a world of rapid development of all kinds of technology, our innovation of trust is still crude. Trust is the foundation for almost
Lately, I have gotten more comfortable with calling myself a ‘white supremacist patriarch.’ I do this as a way to make myself comfortable with
The core nature of reality is like a song. Religions and their teachings are simply remixes of that song. Anyone can hear the original.
Most desires are fulfilled by paradoxical pursuit. Such as slowing down instead of speeding toward them.
Children with handshakes
Turning their people into
Pawns sent to slaughter
Some of the best comforts are those that take bravery to pursue.
State and business sitting in a treeC—O—L—L—U-D-I–N—GFirst came the bullThen came the apeThen came the giraffe now there’s no escape!
Big blue skiesFluffy white clouds
Waiting for rainsFrom dark grey shrouds
To feed the vinesFor boozy good times
And feed the
Old white womenThe few, the proudDefending us all whenThere’s a hateful crowd
O, the venerable old white womenThey like pleasant thingsSold with old
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Wow, Ian, your posts are mostly shit.
LOL. Yup. They are. If you don't want to scroll through endless.. shitposts, well...
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Ugh... I don't want to have to scroll ALL the way up. My fingers hurt from scrolling your shit already!
Wow, thanks Ian. You're my hero!
I know you're not actually saying that, and this is just a silly piece of the website that is shoving those words in your mouth, but you're welcome.
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Sorry, sorry! I just thought since you've been on this site for longer than average, you might hear me out?
Why do you do this to me, Ian...
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'Serve me better.' What deliciously vague jargon. Is this where you pretend to be me and you make me respond with a contrived form of consent because you're bold enough to assume this cute little chat interface gimmick is enough to actually get me to sign up?
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