Tidy
It is always a pleasure
To care for the house
To keep things tidy
To keep out the mouse
It wasn’t always easy
Doing my part
But all that changed
When
It is always a pleasure
To care for the house
To keep things tidy
To keep out the mouse
It wasn’t always easy
Doing my part
But all that changed
When
The most important lessons
Always take too long
Like your favorite part
Of that catchy song
You’re never patient enough
For those words you heard today
To go from your
When I am afraid
I do not fear
I pick up my blade
And slam another beer
When I am afraid
I start another fight
I don’t let fear fade
I
I experience a piece of heaven
Every single day
When I speak my affirmations, seven
When gratitude I pay
When I see something to fruition
When I respect my
I am selfish
In every single way
I am programmed to kill fish
And manipulate man to sway
My instinct is to survive
At any cost that may be
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Sorry, sorry! I just thought since you've been on this site for longer than average, you might hear me out?
Why do you do this to me, Ian...
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'Serve me better.' What deliciously vague jargon. Is this where you pretend to be me and you make me respond with a contrived form of consent because you're bold enough to assume this cute little chat interface gimmick is enough to actually get me to sign up?
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...alright, well, I'll leave it up to you.
Like this nav? It does what every marketing-oriented web designer will tell you not to do: shove as many things in your face as I can!