
A Joke [Slightly] Too Niche to Be Funny #4
Schizophrenic people when they forget their meds: “I’m losing my grip on reality” First-time home buyers when housing bubble pops: “I’m losing my gripe
Schizophrenic people when they forget their meds: “I’m losing my grip on reality” First-time home buyers when housing bubble pops: “I’m losing my gripe
We can make the world a better place not with sacrifice, but with finding & being our true selves. Find & being your true
A man can change his entire socioeconomic status with a $20 bill in the right thrift store. —Hipster Mick Travis
We are so vulnerable to digging our heels in when we are proven wrong. Our best adversaries need to be far more measured and
It never ceases to amaze me: we all love other people more than ourselves, but care more about our opinions than theirs. —Leftist Millennial
Myself and nearly everyone I know have unconsciously built our communication around half-truths, doublespeak, and oversimplifications. It’s an absolute mess. As a result, I
Fear convinces well-intentioned wealthy people to extract more wealth from those who cannot afford to lose it.
Experts make predictions. Economists make lucky guesses. Politicians make lies. We all make a world where these forecasts are valued equally.
My cynical thoughts are cyclical
My whimsical ideas heal physical
My clinical self-care arrive in a trickle
My tangible thoughts to words, fickle
So what do I do
We can make the world a better place not with sacrifice, but with finding & being our true selves and striving for the best
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