
Quotes As If I’m Relevant #40
Women hate when men opt to dominate, retaliate, and patronize. Why are men like this? If they’re like me, we are like this because
Women hate when men opt to dominate, retaliate, and patronize. Why are men like this? If they’re like me, we are like this because
“Crazy” people produce content on social media that is algorithmically optimized to spread to more people than the average, non-crazy content. Thus, my lifelong
Joker: Knock knock Developer: Who’s there? Joker: It’s Time Zones! Developer: *cocks shotgun*
Outside of life-or-death scenarios, consistent action will always defeat deliberation.
Cool as a cucumber
Cruisin’ ’round the cul-de-sac
Lost my years picklin’
I don’t even want ’em back
I’ve got
Dill in my jar
Brine to the bar
Anise like a
I find the most delusional people are non-schizophrenics because they’re never given any impetus to genuinely examine the unimaginably disturbing thoughts inside themselves.
A practical guide to real-world sorcery: When you are your true self at your best, you become so powerful that even the laws of
We are all children. The most ‘adult’ people of all of us are the ones that consistently recognize the child within themselves and everyone
People think that prolonged isolation can make a person difficult to be around in social settings. When alone for long enough, lies no longer
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