A Joke Too [Heretical] To Be Funny #22
What do you call it when Jesus Christ throws a temper tantrum? Making a nativity scene
What do you call it when Jesus Christ throws a temper tantrum? Making a nativity scene
What do you call a cookie that doesn’t like talking to you? Shortbread
What do you call a red headed baker? Gingerbread man
What do you call a cougar encounter when chopping down a Christmas tree? A Christmas stalking
What do you call a winter Ukrainian strike on a Russian convoy traveling through the forest? Christmas tree armaments
What do you call the most powerful vacuum component in the world? President Franklin D. Roomba-belt
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