Quotes As If I’m Relevant #50
Don’t bother sweating the inevitable unless you enjoy the perspiration.
Don’t bother sweating the inevitable unless you enjoy the perspiration.
What do you call glowing lights in the December sky that are not stars? Christmas flights
What do you call a Yuletide biblical parable of confectionary betrayal? Candy cane and maple
Why is Santa Claus jealous of the Christmas tree? He couldn’t hold a candle to it
If we’re all pursuing “financial freedom” does that mean we are enslaved by financiers?
If you are a perfectionist, pursue the imperfect.If you are a confectionist, pursue the savory.If you are a ventroliquist, pursue the unstrung.If you are
What do you call Israeli prison convicts hugging each other after a daring escape? Fresh Squeezed Orange Jews
The only person luckier than a lottery winner is a lottery winner that says, “no thanks” when presented with the cheque.
No matter how far you travel, the crossroads travel with you.
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