Darwinist Elementals

Blessings to the nether
And the light we dearly miss
Blessings to Solaris
Blessings to the waters
Long since did they pass
Blessings to Aquitas 
Blessings to the magma
Powerful in its stillness
Blessings to Volcanis 
Blessings to the gods
And the innovation they bring
Our deeds the ages will sing
Blessings to engineer,
biologist, and sage
Blessings to the 4th age!

This poem was inspired by the fictional lore created by a Minecraft group of people I played with from 2011 to 2015 (and still keep in touch with today). We all met on Hardcore Darwinism (an anarchy Minecraft server) and have been friends ever since.

One Response

  1. I used to play on Hardcore Darwinism my username was wheeliebin3000 I played on it for a few years between 2011-2014. Is this group still going?

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