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At some point, I started seeing literally everyone as children that are in adult bodies. We are all acting like what we think ‘acting
In my Minecraft gameplay in 2020, I began writing poems about various players on the server I was playing on. One poem inspired me
Did you know that I’m wanted in 13 different states for felony shenanigans?
Blessings to the nether
And the light we dearly miss
Blessings to Solaris
Blessings to the waters
Long since did they pass
Blessings to Aquitas
Blessings to the magma
Powerful
Your eyes are as dark as the night’s sky
And like the night’s sky, I gaze in wonder
As I slip into madness
Struggling to comprehend what
When a populous conquers fear, cruel tyrants are usurped by benevolent rulers.
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Sorry, sorry! I just thought since you've been on this site for longer than average, you might hear me out?
Why do you do this to me, Ian...
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