Quotes As If I’m Relevant #41
October 21, 2022
Moral & ethical tech is the only path forward for success. The whispers will soon become an ear-shattering roar. —Me, hopefully being correct.
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Moral & ethical tech is the only path forward for success. The whispers will soon become an ear-shattering roar. —Me, hopefully being correct.
What did the pig say to the slaughterhouse manager before changing careers? “If you can’t handle me at my bratwurst, you don’t deserve me
I’ve been developing a social media content strategy as I continue to navigate the self-employed life. “Crazy sells” is the name of the game
What did the poet say to the other poet in a heated argument? “You stupid piece of English Lit!”
Women hate when men opt to dominate, retaliate, and patronize. Why are men like this? If they’re like me, we are like this because
“Crazy” people produce content on social media that is algorithmically optimized to spread to more people than the average, non-crazy content. Thus, my lifelong
Joker: Knock knock Developer: Who’s there? Joker: It’s Time Zones! Developer: *cocks shotgun*
Outside of life-or-death scenarios, consistent action will always defeat deliberation.
Cool as a cucumber
Cruisin’ ’round the cul-de-sac
Lost my years picklin’
I don’t even want ’em back
I’ve got
Dill in my jar
Brine to the bar
Anise like a
I find the most delusional people are non-schizophrenics because they’re never given any impetus to genuinely examine the unimaginably disturbing thoughts inside themselves.
A practical guide to real-world sorcery: When you are your true self at your best, you become so powerful that even the laws of
One man’s trash is another man’s technology. MacGyver, probably
We are all children. The most ‘adult’ people of all of us are the ones that consistently recognize the child within themselves and everyone
People think that prolonged isolation can make a person difficult to be around in social settings. When alone for long enough, lies no longer
Two wrongs don’t make a right
‘Cause the devil’s prongs don’t give you might
When it’s a man you pick a fight
You lose two eyes that
What do you call a pacifist’s version ofAn eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth? A lie for a lie, truth for a
Trying to control others is like farting in the wind to change its course. It may work for a bit if you fart REAL
I was laying on the floorStretching my coreI had something in store‘Cause I knew she wanted moreShe walked through the doorAnd I counted to
I was in a high school production once. Before I went on stage, the stage manager said, “break a leg!” I replied, “Oh, my
Never trust a chartNever trust a fartNever trust your dickPosing as your heart
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Wow, Ian, your posts are mostly shit.
LOL. Yup. They are. If you don't want to scroll through endless.. shitposts, well...
You can scroll to the top and click on a category that's more appealing to you. Most of my other content is in the Poetry and Schizophrenia categories
Ugh... I don't want to have to scroll ALL the way up. My fingers hurt from scrolling your shit already!
Wow, thanks Ian. You're my hero!
I know you're not actually saying that, and this is just a silly piece of the website that is shoving those words in your mouth, but you're welcome.
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Sorry, sorry! I just thought since you've been on this site for longer than average, you might hear me out?
Why do you do this to me, Ian...
Okay, okay, I'll be quick! I have a newsletter to keep you up-to-date on my content and projects. If my stuff tickles your pickle, help us both out by subscribing!
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'Serve me better.' What deliciously vague jargon. Is this where you pretend to be me and you make me respond with a contrived form of consent because you're bold enough to assume this cute little chat interface gimmick is enough to actually get me to sign up?
Ummm... uhhh... ahh... Sign up and get exclusive discounts and early access!!!! Come ooooon! Induced scarcity is fun!
...alright, well, I'll leave it up to you.
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