A Joke Too [Festive] To Be Funny #16
December 4, 2022
What do you call a bag of potato chips that travels the world in a single night giving gifts to children? Krisp Krinkle
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What do you call a bag of potato chips that travels the world in a single night giving gifts to children? Krisp Krinkle
Decentralization is freedom. Centralization is authority. One will always over-correct and it is up to us to fight for the underdog — whichever it
A quick & dirty guide to understanding Bitcoin
In the last year, I’ve been doing a deep dive into understanding crypto as part
At a no-name university, a student inquired to his English professor about his poor essay grade. The professor always felt threatened by the
I’m standing in a field of something. I see less today, but the warmer it gets, the less I’ll see tomorrow. What kind of
Value is subjective. A golden Bugatti is useless during a famine, diamonds are overpriced through monopolized scarcity, and time spent enrolled at Harvard is
Salt the earth
& drain the sea
Lock it in darkness for eternity
Whether an hour or a year
Tortured with entropy and fear
Light will always be here
Dank
If our blood was time
Ticking, pumping, beat and chime
Is your droplet a diamond or dime?
As we watch it fly
Every week, a litre goes by
How
Performing the same action and expecting a different result is the definition of insanity. We can thus conclude all software developers are insane.
Moral & ethical tech is the only path forward for success. The whispers will soon become an ear-shattering roar. —Me, hopefully being correct.
What did the pig say to the slaughterhouse manager before changing careers? “If you can’t handle me at my bratwurst, you don’t deserve me
I’ve been developing a social media content strategy as I continue to navigate the self-employed life. “Crazy sells” is the name of the game
What did the poet say to the other poet in a heated argument? “You stupid piece of English Lit!”
Women hate when men opt to dominate, retaliate, and patronize. Why are men like this? If they’re like me, we are like this because
“Crazy” people produce content on social media that is algorithmically optimized to spread to more people than the average, non-crazy content. Thus, my lifelong
Joker: Knock knock Developer: Who’s there? Joker: It’s Time Zones! Developer: *cocks shotgun*
Outside of life-or-death scenarios, consistent action will always defeat deliberation.
Cool as a cucumber
Cruisin’ ’round the cul-de-sac
Lost my years picklin’
I don’t even want ’em back
I’ve got
Dill in my jar
Brine to the bar
Anise like a
I find the most delusional people are non-schizophrenics because they’re never given any impetus to genuinely examine the unimaginably disturbing thoughts inside themselves.
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Wow, Ian, your posts are mostly shit.
LOL. Yup. They are. If you don't want to scroll through endless.. shitposts, well...
You can scroll to the top and click on a category that's more appealing to you. Most of my other content is in the Poetry and Schizophrenia categories
Ugh... I don't want to have to scroll ALL the way up. My fingers hurt from scrolling your shit already!
Wow, thanks Ian. You're my hero!
I know you're not actually saying that, and this is just a silly piece of the website that is shoving those words in your mouth, but you're welcome.
Speaking of shoving things into other things, why not let me shove emails into your inbox by signing up to my newsletter where I send updates about my non-shitty content?
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Sorry, sorry! I just thought since you've been on this site for longer than average, you might hear me out?
Why do you do this to me, Ian...
Okay, okay, I'll be quick! I have a newsletter to keep you up-to-date on my content and projects. If my stuff tickles your pickle, help us both out by subscribing!
Also, I don't do anything shady or aggressive with your email address. I'll only send you the good stuff and won't share your email with any person/provider that isn't working for me to serve you better.
'Serve me better.' What deliciously vague jargon. Is this where you pretend to be me and you make me respond with a contrived form of consent because you're bold enough to assume this cute little chat interface gimmick is enough to actually get me to sign up?
Ummm... uhhh... ahh... Sign up and get exclusive discounts and early access!!!! Come ooooon! Induced scarcity is fun!
...alright, well, I'll leave it up to you.
Like this nav? It does what every marketing-oriented web designer will tell you not to do: shove as many things in your face as I can!