Quotes As If I’m Relevant #54
April 24, 2023
Sometimes creativity is as simple as seeing the beauty in your mistakes.
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Sometimes creativity is as simple as seeing the beauty in your mistakes.
Blessings to this home
Long may she roam
And all the paths to be shown
Blessings to the pixie queen
Long may she reign
And for all the songs
Barkin’ with my Rottie
Got Spot’y in my Bugatti
and I’m feelin’ kinda naughty
Why?
‘Cause the diamonds in — my hands
Are from blood in — the sands
Way
Frozen like the stone
Blind to the throne, ebb and flow
Chaos, tidal roam
It’s not unreasonable to have concerns about the potential negative consequences of possessing such a large sum of money. Every individual is different, and
What do you call a Pepsi driver that hates his job? A soda masochist.
What to you call a Unix system administrator that hates their job? A sudo masochist
trekking through the snowno more paths i know skies to black from greyfalter on my way all that’s dry now shorncords now dust, i
shrouded by healing waters
corpses wailing in falters
a fountain of youth for thee
others lost fighting the sea
its cold touch soothes furious soul
those pacified, instead swallowed
The Chinese surveillance behemoth knows all and sees all, but can it see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
In design, less is more — and ‘more’ is novel if designed well.It seems to me the world has become a bit too novel.
Thought myself into a corner
Bold and brazen synapse adorner
Logic tells me I gotta fix
Only answer? More mind tricks
A self-constructed illusion
For this skull-noodle diffusion
To find
When I’m movin
I travel
On foot
On gravel
When I’m weary
Make a clearing
Spark fire
Retire
Wake up
Check for ticks
Neck cricks
Hair slicks
Hit the river
Get a shiver
Brrrr! Quiver
Wash my pits
My pooper
My
What is it called when a viking swears and curses a lot? Norse language.
What do you call a landscaper with a viking fetish? A Leifblower
What do you call a confection baked by a Mexican snake? Rattlecake
What do you call a ski mountain covered in streams going to a lake below? A ski fountain.
What do you call a group of clouds that take pride in their drifting across the sky? Proudcover.
What do you call a forest where all of the pines were cut down? A pine-free forest.
What do you call a falcon that becomes a priest? A bird of pray.
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Wow, Ian, your posts are mostly shit.
LOL. Yup. They are. If you don't want to scroll through endless.. shitposts, well...
You can scroll to the top and click on a category that's more appealing to you. Most of my other content is in the Poetry and Schizophrenia categories
Ugh... I don't want to have to scroll ALL the way up. My fingers hurt from scrolling your shit already!
Wow, thanks Ian. You're my hero!
I know you're not actually saying that, and this is just a silly piece of the website that is shoving those words in your mouth, but you're welcome.
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Sorry, sorry! I just thought since you've been on this site for longer than average, you might hear me out?
Why do you do this to me, Ian...
Okay, okay, I'll be quick! I have a newsletter to keep you up-to-date on my content and projects. If my stuff tickles your pickle, help us both out by subscribing!
Also, I don't do anything shady or aggressive with your email address. I'll only send you the good stuff and won't share your email with any person/provider that isn't working for me to serve you better.
'Serve me better.' What deliciously vague jargon. Is this where you pretend to be me and you make me respond with a contrived form of consent because you're bold enough to assume this cute little chat interface gimmick is enough to actually get me to sign up?
Ummm... uhhh... ahh... Sign up and get exclusive discounts and early access!!!! Come ooooon! Induced scarcity is fun!
...alright, well, I'll leave it up to you.
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