Poetry

Chest Intellectual Puffing by Ian Rand McKenzie

Money Maker

When I’m movin
I travel
On foot
On gravel
When I’m weary
Make a clearing
Spark fire
Retire
Wake up
Check for ticks
Neck cricks
Hair slicks
Hit the river
Get a shiver
Brrrr! Quiver
Wash my pits
My pooper
My pecker
Money maker *wink*

Too Many Screws

I've got a few too many screws that are loose
Too scared to live, too scared of the noose
They say I'm silly, just like a goose
'cause
I've got a few too many screws that are loose
Look at me go
Put on a show
Sun, rain, or snow
This brain won't slow
No, it won't stop
Skibbity bop bop
Pulled by a cop
Eat jail slop
Call a truce
Cut me loose
Any excuse
Pump the pill use
Yeah
I've got a few too many screws that are loose
Too scared to live, too scared of the noose
They say I'm silly, just like a goose
'cause
I've got a few too many screws that are loose
March right on
Sing a song
Play along
Marathon
No, I can't stop
Race to the top
Open a shop
Brains go plop
On the floor
Mop, mop, mop
Say no to juice
No to misuse
Become recluse
Among the spruce
Yeah
I've got a few too many screws that are loose
Too scared to live, too scared of the noose
They say I'm silly, just like a goose
'cause
I've got a few too many screws that are loose
Drag my feet
Bound by seat
Strangle in sheet
Scrolling sweet
In full stop
Cut from the op
Life gone flop
Everything, drop
Gone, reduce
Everyone, obtuse
Crippled, produce
Seduce, reproduce
Pain, profuse
Vomit, induce
Deus, introduce
Yeah
I've got a few too many screws that are loose
Too scared to live, too scared of the noose
They say I'm silly, just like a goose
'cause
I've got a few too many screws that are loose

Living Bubbly

Grew myself in a bubble
Yet never get in trouble
Once before, the bubble popped
Once again, it won't be stopped
From my words, so duplicitous
From your ears, full of hubris
Oh, dear bubble, how you shame us all
Inside the bubble, industrial
We grew like a tree
It made us so free
Yet like starved carnivore
We feast evermore
Our belly like a bubble
Ignore the coming trouble
So we sit here and wait
For the belly to sate

Pastor Perry’s Poverty Provisions

Peter Piper picked a pickled pepper
from Pastor Perry's poverty provisions
the town prospered, yet lacked proper vision
leaving Peter in his precarity, resorting reliance on the rarity of charity
despite his capability to bring levity to his municipality's nobility
Peter ponders his predicament, preparing plans after some lament
So he brings his case to his party's base running their race
But they call Peter pompous and poor, a pilferer evermore
Purporting Peter's positing of his peering into the pool of perfection
Revealing racers' as ravagers, rapists, and raiders in their complexion of its reflection
Passing Peter's case as poor taste as they race to save face from perfections' mace
Peter Piper picked a pickled pepper
from Pastor Perry's poverty provisions
Humbled by our self-sabotaging divisions
A curious precarity of our fear bringing disparity
Our proclivity to pass powerful punches for brevity in accessibility of nobility
Peter pondered our predicament, a punitive prohibition of their privilege to lament
So we save face, sew sly safety in a sorrowful race
Kings who conquer caustic cowering claim purity preventing Peter's proscription to devour
They worked so hard, how dare Peter bard, pulling a card to show the shard
Of a soul sacked by salacious sabotage sewn by our own souls cracked
So we send some silver to Pastor Perry's poverty provisions
Absolving eyes blind to the perfect pool's vision of eternity's provision

Dead Mens’ Words

Some of these words are true
Some of them are a lie
Is the truth in my intent?
Or in your mind's eye?
I mean not to be terse
But, what of the reverse?
My truth spoken in humble verse
For you to boast, harm, and curse?
Some of these words are true
Some of them are a lie
The truth is, frankly, up to you
Long after this speaker will die.

Uranian Titbirds

Oversimplify
De-contextualize
Obfuscate
See only with your eyes
Blind them to nuance
Text is not made by humans
Get high on self-righteousness
Believe you are sober
Let your tongue be pulled by strings
Volunteer your syrinx their song
Grow evermore these cancerous things
No one here thinks they're wrong

The Indignant Existence

Who dare tame the river 
Or bleed the ocean blue
Who dare conquer shiver
Or claim what is true 
Who dare drink the waters 
And say it’s not for me
Who dare my life they shutter
And say it is not free
Who dare partition the past 
And build on top a lie
Who let this happen so fast?
Why, ‘twas no one but I. 
Who dare claim arcana
And say that I am wrong
When they possess no mana
Empty spells charged by throng
Who dare rebuke the deceiver
And deliver utterances of ‘god’
Who dare use word to deliver
When lexicon, constant, amounting fraud
Who let these conmen win
And gouge me with their fear?
Who dare proclaim I sin
When their sins fill my ear
Who dare claim the bed
When sand upon they rest
Their beach stained blood red
With order as their quest
Who dare lock this stone
While, too, shackle every womb
Who dare claim a throne
When all thrones turn tomb
Who dare scribe this ‘sage’
Upon this very page
When written from a cage
Locked by indignant rage

Darkness’ Surrender

Salt the earth
& drain the sea
Lock it in darkness for eternity
Whether an hour or a year
Tortured with entropy and fear
Light will always be here
Dank and dreary, dragging down
Longing and waiting in endless drown
Darkness reigns over with its resplendent crown
Whether an hour or a year
Tortured with entropy and fear
Light will always be here
I will be the darkest of all
Bring down the monarch, rallying call
Return us to nothing, we must fall
Whether an hour or a year
Tortured with entropy and fear
Light will always be here
Millions of years felt so momentary
Shrinking and growing every eternity
I surrendered to myself and now the light is me
Whether an hour or a year
Tortured with entropy and fear
Light will always be here
Whether an hour or a year
Tortured with entropy and fear
Light will always be here

Time Kine

If our blood was time
Ticking, pumping, beat and chime
Is your droplet a diamond or dime?
As we watch it fly
Every week, a litre goes by
How soon before you would die?
Precious minutes on roads,
filled with your rage
travelling alone to accelerated old age
Listen to the vampire, guised as a sage?
Build up his castle
earning minimum wage?
All around me I see and hear
Our time spent on money and fear
Who of us would outlast a year?
If your blood was time
Billionaires are bosses of crime
The corporate Tenochtitlan, most sublime
Like rivers flowing sanguine down the pyramid
Their HQ towers hemorrhage time in myriad
This is our invisible menstrual period
I will bloat and cramp no more
Shed for our cannibal chronovore
I bleed for life evermore

The Holy Pickle

Cool as a cucumber
Cruisin' 'round the cul-de-sac
Lost my years picklin'
I don't even want 'em back
I've got
Dill in my jar
Brine to the bar
Anise like a star
Feelin' like a Tzar
Go ahead
Pop my roof
Catch me aloof
Turned a sleuth
and found the truth
See,
I look out the jar no further
Know I'm the pickle for the burger
Kill, maim, or capture
Already know my rapture
I know
I can writhe in this water and salt
Scream that it's your fault
Succumb to our occultism
And submit to Botulism
Nah
I love my buns and beef
The human drawn from smokey reef
Wedge me on the side
Squeeze me on the fries
Q sauce on the left
Hunger soon bereft
Salad on the right
Bring me into the light

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