Quotes As If I’m Relevant #41
Moral & ethical tech is the only path forward for success. The whispers will soon become an ear-shattering roar. —Me, hopefully being correct.
Moral & ethical tech is the only path forward for success. The whispers will soon become an ear-shattering roar. —Me, hopefully being correct.
What did the pig say to the slaughterhouse manager before changing careers? “If you can’t handle me at my bratwurst, you don’t deserve me
I’ve been developing a social media content strategy as I continue to navigate the self-employed life. “Crazy sells” is the name of the game
What did the poet say to the other poet in a heated argument? “You stupid piece of English Lit!”
Women hate when men opt to dominate, retaliate, and patronize. Why are men like this? If they’re like me, we are like this because
“Crazy” people produce content on social media that is algorithmically optimized to spread to more people than the average, non-crazy content. Thus, my lifelong
Joker: Knock knock Developer: Who’s there? Joker: It’s Time Zones! Developer: *cocks shotgun*
Outside of life-or-death scenarios, consistent action will always defeat deliberation.
Cool as a cucumber
Cruisin’ ’round the cul-de-sac
Lost my years picklin’
I don’t even want ’em back
I’ve got
Dill in my jar
Brine to the bar
Anise like a
I find the most delusional people are non-schizophrenics because they’re never given any impetus to genuinely examine the unimaginably disturbing thoughts inside themselves.
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