Author: Ian McKenzie

A practical guide to real-world sorcery: When you are your true self at your best, you become so powerful that even the laws of

One man’s trash is another man’s technology. MacGyver, probably

We are all children. The most ‘adult’ people of all of us are the ones that consistently recognize the child within themselves and everyone

People think that prolonged isolation can make a person difficult to be around in social settings. When alone for long enough, lies no longer

What do you call a pacifist’s version ofAn eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth? A lie for a lie, truth for a

Trying to control others is like farting in the wind to change its course. It may work for a bit if you fart REAL

I was laying on the floorStretching my coreI had something in store‘Cause I knew she wanted moreShe walked through the doorAnd I counted to

I was in a high school production once. Before I went on stage, the stage manager said, “break a leg!” I replied, “Oh, my

Never trust a chartNever trust a fartNever trust your dickPosing as your heart