Author: Ian McKenzie

Thoughts are a hell of a drug. I once got so high on thoughts I bought a chest freezer and filled it with cigarettes

The most dangerous man in the world is one who has shed from themselves the illusion of control.

We don’t torture our prisoners, we just give them the opposite of fun. Me, if I were a Gitmo prison guard

Suffering is a way to prove your resilience and to identify ways of engineering a better world.

I like to ground myself in the act of grinding coffee.

I do indeed operate at a higher level than most beings in this universe. I’m just a dysfunctional mess because I like the challenge.

“Pack it up, you sneaky prawns! I’m trying to cook dinnah!”

Character Capsules is a series where I attempt to encapsulate an entire

In this clip, I riff lyrics that I imagine a British rapper would compose.